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groznyjgrad:brokeback got us good, don’t it?
tomellis: “I thought Brokeback Mountain might be around where he grew up. Knowing Jack, it was probably some pretend place, where bluebirds sing and there’s a whiskey spring…” Brokeback Mountain, 2005 (dir. Ang Lee)
vixensjourney: itsawenwin: This question kills me… The pressure to choose… I just fucking want it… Anywhere… Everywhere… How much You got? I need to be asked this question!
a-family-man: my baby sister’s got the cutest little tits. she tries to push them up to look more like the busty girls i tend to bring home, but something about her perky tits just fucking does it for me. i can’t quite fuck her tits, but that doesn’t
s-u-i-c-i-d-a-l-thoughts: s-u-i-c-i-d-a-l-thoughts: This is so fucking powerful. It shows how someone can be suicidal right in front of everyone and everyone’s too blind to see the truth, let alone try to help. If people who are depressed, hide it
Fuck yeah, finally got it… Resident evil 6 for pc n.n :DDDD
somoandly: he’s got you under simone. go for it, no strings attached this time;)
My jaw hit the floor. Sano drew Skutts. I just got it. *drooling over the glorious futa* I can go die happy now. (Also, that was my first commission… and holy shit it gets hard to be patient. You guys who are waiting on yours have no idea how
Not omo sorryBut it’s easy to see why I’m such a messed up person by just watching my dad take care of my niece and nephew…. he’s a shitty parent lol and today has been eye opening and triggering as hell lol rip
miniar: mangocreamysoda: amethystuf: can i just say like telling people not to smoke or drink alcohol while they’re pregnant is ableist and classist as fuck and it needs to stop first off the majority of smokers/substance abusers are from disadvantaged
here’s a little preview of the guest piece i did for @rou-tan-tan‘s breathtaking sheith zine when you’re away (that’s sold out atm as it darn well should be bc fuck me it’s pretty)i’m so happy i got to take part in it, ah
disgruntled-mammaries: dorothy-cotton: d0t0ri: shadowkixx: Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER when me and my mom watched this episode she literally started crying and said “i
knifeandlighter: in the manga there is text here, but honestly, it just fucks it up. this giraffe man is just looking at the internet. fixed, also, this is what i look like. self-portrait.
fruitbowlman: wroughtornot: i can’t imagine anything more uncomfortable than having to live your life with incineroar imagine just walking around to get a bowl of cereal and you finish making it and you turn around and there’s a 6 foot tall furry
improbablecarny: Hey guys remember when I was laughing about this gif thanks to Bombur just fucking floating by in the background: I understand now He’s a photobombur
bloglikeanegyptian: bloglikeanegyptian: mubarak got acquitted!!!!! im LAUGHING wait let me remind u i forgot nobody on this website actually cares about egypt if it’s not pyramid-related remember when egypt had a big revolution in 2011? and we
burritolover97: eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
lubrican: 15yearold: guccier: scoutingleijon: panickyintheuk: panasonicyouth: kimcrow: lord—loldemort: tophatkurt: homemadedarkmark: teppelin: This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment. WHY
hilaryscruff: psyqt: desktopdecorer: adamjk: OH MY FUCKING GOD unwire CHRIST OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDD thatonehufflepuff It just fucking got better
tatsumiyaa: I have a feeling Koujaku would just cut it cuz it got too long for his taste and Noiz wouldn’t even notice
letsallgotothelobby: nintendobros64: d0t0ri: shadowkixx: Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it. THIS IS A FUCKING KIDS SHOW WHY Tom & Jerry wasn’t for kids originally. All those short subject cartoons played in cinemas before
animaglacialis: itsa-me-amelie: verceri: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking.
I’ve realized that fever induced dreams are the best. Just had a dream about UT and UF being in the same world, where UT Grillby runs a gem shoot made of stars and UF Grillby is a master gambler AND THEY FUCKING GOT IT ON. OH PRIMUS IT WAS SO HOT
sapphirebones: jaacknasty: Probably the best 6 seconds ever. i fucking lost it
voltisubito: Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts” You fucking named it the Desert Desert way to fucking go
severingsnapes: sammys-luscious-locks: inhalers: being addicted to american tv shows is so annoying because you guys have so many stupid fucking holidays for everything that every other week im disappointed when I go to see if the next ep is up yet
vantasticbooty: vantasticbooty: “i am an adult” i whisper as i colour a fan with crayons so it’ll look pretty when it spins fuck everyone it’s beautiful
marblechemist: labyrinth-of-lucifer: I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because
militiamedic: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: “go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today” … he just slapped a fucking cobra.
If what's happening in Ferguson isn't terrifying you, you need to wake the fuck up. It's our constitutional right to protest the goverment so when the state then becomes militarized to aggressively oppress the voices of American citizens, then hell yeah,
jinnora: why did they cancel this fucking show?? it was literally gold
p1kenobi: jinnora: why did they cancel this fucking show?? it was literally gold House of mouse was the best. Was awesome seeing all the classic characters together.
sweartothisshit: If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.
theonlyproofisparamore: I fucking mean it when I say this is my favorite post on tumblr
lexlifts: WOMEN ARE TAKING NONE OF THIS SHIT AND ARE STANDING TOGETHER I FUCKING LOVE IT also thank u to some boys for helping too
dickaydance:dickaydance:infinity-on-urie:daydrexmaway:I hate myself.Fucking hell Amazing i swear to god, if this is the mmm whatcha say meme im gonna punch somebody i fucking knew it
overlypolitebisexual:“driving stoned is safer than driving drunk” so??? you still shouldn’t fucking do it?? do not drive if you are under the influence of any sort of substance you’re putting other people at risk
nintendette: hdlynn:nintendette:I went to Starbucks, and told my barista friend to “Just fuck me up” and he gave me a drink with every single syrup.But was it good?NO
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42:xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
dzngerous: don’t YOU FUCKING TOUCH IT
shockybabes:voodoopoet: shockybabes: You’re driving down the street There’s no one around and you’re stuck at a red light Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him Shia LaBeouf Trying to drive far from Shia LaBeouf He’s in a fucking car it’s
nonelikerae: plurguardian: Ladies of the UK.. I suggest joining together and bleeding all over every single government establishment until they fucking change it. YALL SEE WHY IM MAD AS FUCK ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME?!
casthewinchester: sammysbedhead: sammysbedhead: sammysbedhead: what does a tree do when it wants to leave its leaves WAIT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’
dragondicks: I went to smell my bra this morning to see if it was gross and for some reason the instructions got fucked up on the way from my brain and I ended up putting it to my ear and just listening to it for a second. Idk how my brain thought that
anunconsciousreality: minfotibaken: youre-a-fucking-disgrace: Why does he look like he’s being fucked Because it’s from an E.T. porno. And please don’t ask how I know that. I’ve just seen things. Usually the alien does the probing
scottish:I hate it when you stop being friends with someone or you break up with someone and now you’ve got all this information about them at the back of your mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things
I guess it wasn’t too bad of a day, got some errands done, set some boundaries, had a nice evening. Could be worse…
devpastel: spxmano: oi-flyboy: My first time at starbucks be like fucking wild this is so accurate?
shaolinsuckerpunch: dorothy-cotton: d0t0ri: shadowkixx: Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER As funny as they were there was a lot wrong with old school cartoons. They spoke the
lauraisafraidofthedark: dorothy-cotton: d0t0ri: shadowkixx: Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER WHAT
L O FUCKIN L. LOOKS LIKE YOUR PICTURE JUST GOT STOLEN AND YOU GOT NO CREDIT FOR IT. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT. i would say no offense but hahahahha. this sounds mean and all but oh my gosh you will probably have that i dont give a fuck
dorothy-cotton: d0t0ri: shadowkixx: Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
miikbun: if you still like your crush after they get their hair cut that is how you know you’re fucked
rabioheab: dear diary, i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just fucking lost it
annevbonny:hilarious that game of thrones ended and the cultural moment it was producing vanished the day after the final episode aired everyone just stopped talking about it because it was that disappointing meanwhile supernatural ended pretty much the
vanquishedvaliant: masterxofxyourxfate: God fucking danm it, Im getting into another anime. Soon I will know everything about it cuz I’m marathoning this ish Not a bad time, since it just finished airing. It’s pretty good, its not too long and
rataplani: Guess what I got today!! Few things I noticed (but please buy the book, there’s lots more and it’s so cute!): Adorable picture of young Crystal Gems driving a car. “Peace, Earthlings!” Gem War was five thousand five hundred years ago
keyofjetwolf: GARNET OH MY GOD PEARL AND AMETHYST LOOKED SO HOPEFUL AND YOU’RE SO HOPEFUL TOO AND SO CERTAIN LIKE YAY GARNET IS GOING TO FIX EVERYTHING NO PROB AND THEN JUST FUCKING TRYING TO SHAKE HIM TO MAKE IT STOP OKAY MAYBE YOU THINK HA HA IT’S
Sometimes I will just fucking put on something that is an absolute fashion disaster and that’s just fine and dandy because you know why?Because the look is called ‘Tacky Lesbian’ and I am fucking SERVING IT
dashingicecream: i fucking colored it thumbelina!negitoro (please click it for full view)